We got off to a shaky start

I went to a Riverdogs games with Debra last night. Before we headed to the "Joe", I stopped by her apartment to change. We were chatting a bit and she said something but one word was wrong in the sentence. I can't remember what it was but it cracked us up. Well we started to hear thunder and got nervous about rain. Debra then said something along the lines of, "I bet they don't let you bring elevators in the stadium." I stared blankly at her for a moment until she chuckled and said, "Did I just say elevators?" We get to the game, park kind of illegally, mouth off to the parking attendant, get free National Guard pens, go inside, wander around looking for the $1 beer (very hard to find), buy regular priced beer, then I decide I want a hot dog. I get the hot dog, go to the condiments table, put my beer down for a second while I put mustard on my hot dog and the next thing I know, my beer goes flying and my feet are covered in Yuengling. Debra was unsuccessfully trying to get napkins out of this weird dispenser, her beer in one hand while the other hand struggled to get the napkins. Debra said the best part was the look that I gave her. I said nothing and just had this look like, 'you know you're buying me a new beer, right?' It was hysterical.

The game was slow and boring but we spent most of the time looking at guys anyway. The funny thing was when the Citadel Summer Camp showed up. We just can't get away from the place. One of them even got hit with a foul ball. Poor kid.

Debra has a crush on the general manager so we're working on it. She's a horrible flirt so I'm trying to help her with that. One of the players was trying to talk to her and she thought he was trying to throw her a baseball. She kept saying to him, "No, throw her the ball. She can catch, I can't." I just laughed because I think he was trying to get her to come down and say Hi. He wasn't that cute but he's got cute friends!