New Yorkers are funny...
Thanks to Christy, I've got a new past-time at work. It's the Overheard sites. They're all pretty great but I'm working my way through the NY version.
Dude: I don't think I'll do too well on The Price Is Right. I'm too used to Manhattan. I'd say 35 dollars for a box of Bounce. Then I'd be like, 'Holy sh!t, five bucks? Godd*amn, Bob, where the f*ck do you shop?!'
and another good one...
Thug #1: ... And I was like, 'D*mn, baby. I just bought you some pizza, we're about to see a movie -- is it really imperative that I buy you the Justin Timberlake CD so you can listen to it tonight?'
Thug #2: I know what you mean dog. My girl was beggin' me to buy her that new Akon sh!t.
Thug #1: Why can't bitches just be happy?
LAST ONE...I PROMISE
Student #1 filling out professor evaluation: What did you put?
Student #2: I wrote that I was unhappy with the lack of maturity he exhibited when referring to porn films.
Student #1: That's pretty bold coming from someone writing in pink pen.
Student #2: It's fuchsia!
Dude: I don't think I'll do too well on The Price Is Right. I'm too used to Manhattan. I'd say 35 dollars for a box of Bounce. Then I'd be like, 'Holy sh!t, five bucks? Godd*amn, Bob, where the f*ck do you shop?!'
and another good one...
Thug #1: ... And I was like, 'D*mn, baby. I just bought you some pizza, we're about to see a movie -- is it really imperative that I buy you the Justin Timberlake CD so you can listen to it tonight?'
Thug #2: I know what you mean dog. My girl was beggin' me to buy her that new Akon sh!t.
Thug #1: Why can't bitches just be happy?
LAST ONE...I PROMISE
Student #1 filling out professor evaluation: What did you put?
Student #2: I wrote that I was unhappy with the lack of maturity he exhibited when referring to porn films.
Student #1: That's pretty bold coming from someone writing in pink pen.
Student #2: It's fuchsia!
posted by UhLisa | 3:18 PM
4 Comments:
Heh, I've always wondered what system they use for the prices on TPIR. But, I must say, they seem to be in keeping with what things cost in Ohio. Columbus is the center of the universe!
Did you guys see the episode of How I Met Your Mother when Barney goes on the Price is Right?
Huh. I never would have thought of Columbus as the economic center of the universe. Good job, Columbians (Columbites? Columbarians? Uh...People of Columbus!)
That was a great episode of HIMYM. I loved when he was trying to play catch with the TV. Sad but hysterical. How can one show achieve that?
See, this is why young girls should try harder to be financially independent. First, it's a Justin Timberlake CD, then you're 35, divorced and living in a double-wide with his three kids by a different woman. It's a bad scene.
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