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Monday, December 14, 2009

I like my dentist

He's a nice guy and while inspecting my molars told me I had pretty teeth. Thanks! Growing up I had flouride in my drinking water. From what I hear that's a hot topic these days. Well it worked for me. I was thinking about my good teeth this morning and if you couple those with my wide birthing hips, I would have been a good catch 100 years ago. Of course a hundred years ago I don't think there would have been fluoride in the water but my hips would still have been wide and we all know that hips don't lie. Right, Shakira?

3 Comments:

Anonymous katie said...

This made me giggle :) Is your dentist young and cute? Maybe he was coming on to you??

12:24 PM  
Anonymous alisa said...

No, sadly, he's older and not attractive.

At a glance they're not pretty. They're a bit yellow from a couple of vices I have since given up and crooked from my resistance to wearing a retainer followed by the subsequent movement post-wisdom teeth. But they're strong and I have a good overbite so I see where he was going with that.

10:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This made me giggle as well! I often wish we were in a different time; where my pasty white skin was considered attractive coupled with my "birthing" hips - I really would have been a contender for Prom Queen.

Susan

10:12 PM  

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