How was that not the first thing that came to mind?
Um, Anderson Cooper is hosting the debate which will take place on campus next month. I need to meet him. I better get to meet him. They seriously do not want to see what I'm capable of if I don't get to meet him!
Ok, breathe...breathe...
Sure, he's gay. Sure, he'd never even give me a second look even if he weren't but that does not change the fact that I'm slightly obsessed with him. I need to meet him. Will I share the fantasy of 1) him being not only straight but absolutely in love with me 2) our place on the upper west side 3) my fantabulous closet full of clothes in said apartment 4) our son who goes on to Johns Hopkins and becomes a pediatric cardiologist 5) our daughter who goes to Brown and becomes one of the greatest female writers of the 21st century and 6) the weekends out at the Hamptons where we mostly ignore the trendy parties and stay on our patio drinking wine, listening to the waves crash while reading to each other? Nope, I won't. I'll shake his hand, turn 50 shades of red and hope that I don't puke on him.
Ok, breathe...breathe...
Sure, he's gay. Sure, he'd never even give me a second look even if he weren't but that does not change the fact that I'm slightly obsessed with him. I need to meet him. Will I share the fantasy of 1) him being not only straight but absolutely in love with me 2) our place on the upper west side 3) my fantabulous closet full of clothes in said apartment 4) our son who goes on to Johns Hopkins and becomes a pediatric cardiologist 5) our daughter who goes to Brown and becomes one of the greatest female writers of the 21st century and 6) the weekends out at the Hamptons where we mostly ignore the trendy parties and stay on our patio drinking wine, listening to the waves crash while reading to each other? Nope, I won't. I'll shake his hand, turn 50 shades of red and hope that I don't puke on him.
posted by UhLisa | 1:07 PM
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maybe he'll comment on your freckles :)
Ok...WEIRD!!! At the end of my post, instead of saying puking on him I said something about him noticing my freckles? This is why we're friends.
I meant to also include that I had the freckles thing but deleted it for the puking thing. I'm seriously out of sorts now.
Anderson Cooper! That is so cool he'll be on your campus! I think you should share the fantasy with him. He'll think you're charming.
He'll think I'm insane.
But I bet he'll tell the story at one of his many industry parties!
You could be an anecdote!
--Christy
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