Not what I meant by 'blondie'

So I was searching for a recipe for blondies this morning and I found one that sounded kind of good. I clicked on the link and there was the recipe. In a matter of seconds the recipe was then replaced with blondes of a different sort. A page of women in various stages of undress popped up on my screen and I couldn't get it off of there quick enough. In a flash I was seeing stuff most women's gynocologists don't see. All I wanted was a damn recipe!