Morality? BORE-ality!

I never knew ordering pizza could be such fun! I went out to walk my dog and saw a $5 on the ground. At first I was thinking, "Ooooh! That'll get me a magazine and some skittles." I realized the pizza guy must have dropped it. Then I remembered it was my very generous grandmother who paid for the pizza and it really should be hers. So I went to tell her about finding the $5 and she said exactly what I thought she'd say, "You have to call Pizza Hut and tell them." She was right. It was the nice thing to do. I called and had the funniest conversation with the woman on the other end. It consisted of her not having the delivery guy on record and me not remembering what he looked like, "If he's not 6'3" with bulgng muscles, I tend not to remember what a delivery guy looks like." She agreed with me. She said, "I don't want to sound weird but did he have woman's eyes?" I replied with a giggle and a, "Huh?" I said all that I remembered was that he had a hat on. I'd be horrible if I was interviewed by police. She ended the conversation with how impressed she was that I even called. I was impressed too. Well he showed up, I gave him the $5 (yes, reluctantly) and noticed that he did kind of have eyes that should be on a woman. Odd.