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BEWARE!!! Excessive use of quotation marks ahead.
Well we gave our presentation on "cults" last night. Overall people really enjoyed it. One girl adivsed us to use the term "new religious movement" instead of "cult" because it's more PC. I'm sorry if this is insensitive to people in cults but I'm going to ALWAYS refer to your organization as a cult. The bulk of our presentation was spent on that "religion" that gives Tom Cruise purpose in life. Apparently we came kinda biased. Tammy, my presentation partner has spent the past week reading about it and studying different aspects of it. As it turned out it really put her off of it and its many followers. So yes, we were biased. SORRY TO HAVE OFFENDED ANYONE BUT WE THINK THEY'RE NUTS! I'm sure they think we're nuts for not only what we believe but that we choose that over the fact that 75 million years ago some galactic overloard froze some misbehaved aliens, sent them to earth in DC8s and dropped them in volcanos in Hawaii only to later release their souls which now inhabit our bodies. And that's just the tip of the iceberg people.
Sorry, it's out of my system now. I'm sure I'll now be flagged as an SP. If I stop posting after this, tell my family I loved them.
Well we gave our presentation on "cults" last night. Overall people really enjoyed it. One girl adivsed us to use the term "new religious movement" instead of "cult" because it's more PC. I'm sorry if this is insensitive to people in cults but I'm going to ALWAYS refer to your organization as a cult. The bulk of our presentation was spent on that "religion" that gives Tom Cruise purpose in life. Apparently we came kinda biased. Tammy, my presentation partner has spent the past week reading about it and studying different aspects of it. As it turned out it really put her off of it and its many followers. So yes, we were biased. SORRY TO HAVE OFFENDED ANYONE BUT WE THINK THEY'RE NUTS! I'm sure they think we're nuts for not only what we believe but that we choose that over the fact that 75 million years ago some galactic overloard froze some misbehaved aliens, sent them to earth in DC8s and dropped them in volcanos in Hawaii only to later release their souls which now inhabit our bodies. And that's just the tip of the iceberg people.
Sorry, it's out of my system now. I'm sure I'll now be flagged as an SP. If I stop posting after this, tell my family I loved them.
posted by UhLisa | 8:04 AM
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I can't believe that doesn't sound wacky to Scientologists, too. Have you seen that South Park where they talk about the foundations of Mormonism? Their telling of it made it sound pretty outlandish, too.
Oooh! I'll have to look for that one. Yeah, the Mormons sound kind of nutty too.
There was a South Park about scientology too... I think that is in fact where I learned most of what I know about scientology- ha! Notice I won't even capitalize it. Its funny b/c some people mock Christianity, but at least that is founded on real people and not aliens.
We used the South Park clip about the story of Xenu in our presentation last night. I'm sure that seemed like we're making fun, huh?
Mormonism definitely has some weird stuff - but a lot of Mormons don't even know about it because it's set up like the Masons with "secret" knowledge that you don't get until you move up to a certain level. Besides the special underwear, there's the underlying belief that if you're good enough in this life you will get your own planet to populate with spirit babies.
I don't tend to agree with the Germans on most things, but I think they have it right when it comes to Scientology
My own planet to populate with my spirit babies?!? Sweet! Just what my diabolical mind has been looking for!
Ann, that would make our whole plan of taking over the world so much easier. We never said it had to be THIS world!
Mwa ha ha!
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