No more turkey

Well my family was very well-behaved on Thanksgiving. Or at least they behaved while Beth was there. THANK THE GOOD LORD ABOVE FOR THAT!

The stuff Beth missed? Mainly it was all my Uncle K. Dreaded Uncle, when in the same area as Uncle K, was surprisingly not obnoxious this time. Some of Uncle K's highlights:

• talking about the glory of Viagara and his 25 years of ED;
• how he finally has given up drugs after 40 years of recreational use (so he says);
• the same uncle giving my mother a hard time about not having access to a certain football game for him to watch (even though they had multiple conversations about it and he was the one who dropped the ball, so to speak)
• stating that he is the sharpest (or smartest-can't remember exact adjective used) person in the room
• Lastly, he never once thanked my grandmother for paying for their hotel room (4 nights!).

Oh, and he does this thing where he says outrageous or hurtful things and then later asks to see if it was brought up in a discussion afterwards. What a bastard.