I like my dentist

He's a nice guy and while inspecting my molars told me I had pretty teeth. Thanks! Growing up I had flouride in my drinking water. From what I hear that's a hot topic these days. Well it worked for me. I was thinking about my good teeth this morning and if you couple those with my wide birthing hips, I would have been a good catch 100 years ago. Of course a hundred years ago I don't think there would have been fluoride in the water but my hips would still have been wide and we all know that hips don't lie. Right, Shakira?

Just call me suppressive

A box of books from a certain "religion" arrived in our office today. I'm bringing them to my dad to enjoy. I joked to my mom that they might want to be careful because they could decide on a switch after perusing the copious amounts of materials in the box. She wisely replied that the "religion" wouldn't want them because they're broke. Jesus loved the poor; L. Ron...not so much.